mikehillwig.com » Funny Stuff http://www.mikehillwig.com Because you're entitled to my opinion Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:00:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Today’s Laugh http://www.mikehillwig.com/2007/10/todays-laugh/ http://www.mikehillwig.com/2007/10/todays-laugh/#comments Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:40:00 +0000 Mike http://new.mikehillwig.com/?p=1932 Somebody posted this in the Whatever forum on IAM.

A very loud, obnoxious and foul mouthed woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart greeter said
pleasantly, “Good morning. Welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?”

The rude woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no
they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7
. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or
just stupid?”

“I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,” replied the greeter. “I
just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a great day and
thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH2gGu8cGHY

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Your Result: The Midland
 

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.”  You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas.  You have a good voice for TV and radio.

Boston
 
The West
 
North Central
 
The Northeast
 
Philadelphia
 
The Inland North
 
The South
 
What American accent do you have?
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Right now I’m a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s70o8HCRGV4

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http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/The_Beer_Prayer

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