I swear, one of these days, Reggie is going to be a rug. More on that later.
This morning, he was on my face at 7:00 to go outside. Well, more like kibble. He wanted to eat. So we went outside and then he ate. As soon as he ate, we went back to bed and slept until 11:30.
Yesterday we got a ton of snow, somewhere between nine and twelve inches. So today, I went to the beach. I’ve always wanted to see what a beach looked like with snow on it. I had to trapse through a foot of snow just to get to the beach. That was fun.

While I was out, I went to Whole Foods and then Fruit of the Four Seasons. At WFM, I ran into a former coworker. He’s still ridiculously hot.
When I got home, there was a mess on my kitchen floor. Reggie had decided to go through my backpack, where he found a candy bar I forgot that I had put in there. He ate the whole thing, foil wrapper and all. Now, I know that chocolate is poisonous to dogs, let alone my 18.2 pound Puggernaut. I assume Reggie is going to be sickened by this. Did he vomit on the floor? No. Did he poop everywhere? Nol. Instead, he drank every bit of water in his bowl. When I got home, we went outside to pee. Not thirty minutes later, I was in my bedroom, and I couldn’t hear Reggie. I found him in the bathroom, taking a serious leak right on the vanity. I bet he pissed a good quart of water, not more than 30 minutes after we had gone outside. Yeah, a rug. He’s fortunate that I’ve already bought rugs for my new place. Although, I do need a new toilet seat cover.
When I was at Whole Foods, I picked up a couple pieces of cod as well as some panco bread crumbs. The fish was really good except for one thing, it was seriously underseasoned. In my zest to play with the bread crumbs, I totally forgot to season the fish. The texture was good, but I had to salt it afterward. It was a learning experience, and considering that I only used a small amount of canola oil, reasonably healthy, too.
Ever since the chocolate, Reggie has been SO wound up. He’s been running around the house like a mad dog. He did a pugtona in the driveway and in the house several times. I finally broke out the children’s benedryl. Yes, I’ve drugged Reggie. Hopefully he’ll settle down before too long.
I’m looking forward to watching Trading Spaces tonight. I haven’t watched it in a few seasons, and now Paige Davis is back. I’m drinking cosmos. I think I have this cocktail down perfectly. They’re deliciously pink.
I think I prefer Contreau over Grand Marnier. There is a rather large bottle of Garnd Marnier I bought earlier this week that needs to find a purpose in life.
If you think you’ve had a bad day, read about my fabulous neighbor’s trip home from Germany. Suddenly, my day seems pretty good.