I just lost my cool with one of my neighbors’ kids’ friends. He was standing at the front door screaming. I tried screaming back, and that usually works.

Then I realized he was standing at the front door. I whipped open the front door, told him to stop fucking screaming, to ring the doorbell, and then slammed the door in his face. I think I scared the kid. God, I hope I did.

I’m about to go apeshit.

Have I mentioned lately that I fucking hate ghetto people?